TOP TEN REASONS TO BE AMERICAN INDIAN
1. You can point with your lips and give your fingers a rest.
2. You'll never be alone because everyone is related to you.
3. You'll never starve because there is always a feast of some
kind, somewhere, at any time.
4. We are the only ones who can save the rain forests with our dances.
5. You'll alway's know the first letter of the alphabet (Ayyyyy).
6. If you know how to "stomp" you'll always have a "snag".
7. Because Indians are just...somehow.
8. You can recognize the IHS dentures in Dances with Wolves.
9. You'll never need lotion when you have a greasy frybread.
10. Because "you just need one more number to cry out 'BINGO'."
