A Native's Twelve Days of Christmas
Written by: Smokey <smokeyy24@hotmail.com>
On the first day of Christmas my best snagg gave to me
the Keys to a New Rez Car.
On the second day of Christmas my best snagg gave to me
Two Beaded Nikes,
and the Keys to a New Rez Car.
On the third day of Christmas my best snagg gave to me
Three French Kisses,
Two Beaded Nikes,
and the Keys to a New Rez Car.
On the fourth day of Christmas my best snagg gave to me
Four Calling Cards,
Three French Kisses,
Two Beaded Nikes,
and the Keys to a New Rez Car.
On the fifth day of Christmas my best snagg gave to me
FIVE FRY BREADS,
Four Calling Cards,
Three French Kisses,
Two Beaded Nikes,
and the Keys to a New Rez Car.
On the sixth day of Christmas my best snagg gave to me
Six New Hickeys,
FIVE FRY BREADS,
Four Calling Cards,
Three French Kisses,
Two Beaded Nikes,
and the Keys to a New Rez Car.
On the seventh day of Christmas my best snagg gave to me
Seven Buckskin Hides,
Six New Hickeys,
FIVE FRY BREADS,
Four Calling Cards,
Three French Kisses,
Two Beaded Nikes,
and the Keys to a New Rez Car.
On the eighth day of Christmas my best snagg gave to me
Eight Indian Round Steaks,
Seven Buckskin Hides,
Six New Hickeys,
FIVE FRY BREADS,
Four Calling Cards,
Three French Kisses,
Two Beaded Nikes,
and the Keys to a New Rez Car.
On the ninth day of Christmas my best snagg gave to me
Nine Food Stamps,
Eight Indian Round Steaks,
Seven Buckskin Hides,
Six New Hickeys,
FIVE FRY BREADS,
Four Calling Cards,
Three French Kisses,
Two Beaded Nikes,
and the Keys to a New Rez Car.
On the tenth day of Christmas my best snagg gave to me
Ten False Teeth,
Nine Food Stamps,
Eight Indian Round Steaks,
Seven Buckskin Hides,
Six New Hickeys,
FIVE FRY BREADS,
Four Calling Cards,
Three French Kisses,
Two Beaded Nikes,
and the Keys to a New Rez Car.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my best snagg gave to me
Eleven Bingo Sheets,
Ten False Teeth,
Nine Food Stamps,
Eight Indian Round Steaks,
Seven Buckskin Hides,
Six New Hickeys,
FIVE FRY BREADS,
Four Calling Cards,
Three French Kisses,
Two Beaded Nikes,
and the Keys to a New Rez Car.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my best snagg gave to me
Twelve 49 Songs,
Eleven Bingo Sheets,
Ten False Teeth,
Nine Food Stamps,
Eight Indian Round Steaks,
Seven Buckskin Hides,
Six New Hickeys,
FIVE FRY BREADS,
Four Calling Cards,
Three French Kisses,
Two Beaded Nikes,
and the Keys to a New Rez Car.
...then I had a really big garage sale!!!!!
