You might be an Indian Jedi if...
You use the phrase, "May the force be with you, aye!!!"
Your Jedi robe is beaded
You use your light saber to butcher a buffalo or to open a Bud
At least one wing of your "rezzed out" X-wing fighter is primer
colored and your transmitter is a clothes hanger.
You discover that Ewoks taste like dogs
You have at least one land-speeder up on blocks in your yard
The worst part of eating with Yoda is eating his commodity food
Wookies are offended by your Buffalo robes
You have used the force to get your tape recorder to work so you could
record that new 49 song
Used the force to negotiate with the federal gov't
Your council man has told you, "Come over to the Darkside...selling
out ain't bad, enit"
You have a dream catcher in the window of your land-speeder and/or X-wing
fighter
You fantasize over Princess Leah's fry bread looking head
You have to get in from the passenger's side of your X-wing fighter
and start it with a screwdriver
You suggest that the Millennium Falcon is outfitted with a trailer hitch
If you hear, "Luke, I am your father.....and your councilman."
