DR. SUESS GOES REZZY
POWDERED EGGS AND SPAM
I do not like Powdered eggs and spam I do not like them Begaye I say,
aye!
I do not like them in Window Rock, I do not like them in Hard Rock.
I do not like them in a teepee, I do not like them when I am sleepy.
I do not like them with sagebrush, I will not eat them with blue corn
mush.
I do not like powdered eggs and spam I do not like them Begaye I say,
aye!
I do not like them at the trading post, I do not like them with burnt
toast.
I do not like them with frybread, I will not eat them with a Chizi hand.
I do not like them at boarding Skool, I will not eat them with Chili
corn stew.
I do not like powdered eggs and spam I do not like them Begaye I say,
aye!
I will not eat them with Ellis Tanner, I will not eat them at McKinley
Manor.
I do not like them in a rez rocket, I will not stick them in a light
socket.
I will not eat them in the chapter house, I will not eat them in the
outhouse.
I do not like powdered eggs and spam I do not like them Begaye I say,
aye!
I do not like them in Bashes, I will not eat them when I have rashes.
I will not eat them in Naschitti, I will not eat them in my chitty.
I will not eat them on my billy goat, I will not eat them with my Shasta
coke.
I do not like powdered eggs and spam I do not like them Begaye I say,
aye!
I will not eat them with my bow and arrow, I will not eat them with
a sparrow.
I will not eat them in a trailer, I will not eat them with my brudder
the
sailor.
I will not eat them with the sheep in the jeep that goes, BEEP BEEP!!!!
I do not like powdered eggs and spam I do not like them Begaye I say
Sha, wa, oh I mean
aye!!
Courtesy Ray J.
Kirtland, New Mexico
